| Bountress | Plow King | Taylors Tool Shed | ||||||||
| Player | Pos | Tenure | Player | Pos | Tenure | Player | Pos | Tenure | ||
| Kendall, Jason C OAK | C | 1 | Posada, Jorge C NYY | C | 4F | Rodriguez, Ivan C DET | C | 1 | ||
| Delgado, Carlos 1B FLA | 1B | 4F | Casey, Sean 1B CIN | 1B | 1 | Blalock, Hank 3B TEX | 3B | 2 | ||
| Boone, Aaron 3B CLE | 3B | 1 | Boone, Bret 2B SEA | 2B | 2 | Cabrera, Orlando SS ANA | SS | 1 | ||
| Garciaparra, Nomar SS CHC | SS | 4F | Cabrera, Miguel M. RF FLA | 3B | 1 | Ramirez, Manny LF BOS | OF | 4F | ||
| Gonzalez, Luis E. LF ARI | OF | 1 | Rodriguez, Alex 3B NYY | SS | 4F | Wells, Vernon CF TOR | OF | 2 | ||
| Teixeira, Mark 1B TEX | OF | 2 | Suzuki, Ichiro RF SEA | OF | 3 | Hafner, Travis DH CLE | DH | 1 | ||
| Clemens, Roger SP HOU | SP | 3 | Perez, Oliver SP PIT | SP | 1 | Mulder, Mark SP STL | SP | 3 | ||
| Halladay, Roy SP TOR | SP | 3 | Santana, Johan SP MIN | SP | 2 | Mussina, Mike SP NYY | SP | 4F | ||
| Morris, Matt SP STL | SP | 3 | Schmidt, Jason SP SF | SP | 2 | Dotel, Octavio RP OAK | RP | 2 | ||
| Foulke, Keith RP BOS | RP | 1 | Wood, Kerry SP CHC | SP | 3 | Wagner, Billy RP PHI | RP | 3 | ||
| Hanks Heroes | Shaq Fu | The Spruce Moose | ||||||||
| Player | Pos | Tenure | Player | Pos | Tenure | Player | Pos | Tenure | ||
| Hernandez, Ramon C SD | C | 1 | Lieberthal, Mike C PHI | C | 3 | Lopez, Javy C BAL | C | 2 | ||
| Huff, Aubrey 3B TB | 1B/3B | 1 | Bagwell, Jeff 1B HOU | 1B | 1 | Soriano, Alfonso 2B TEX | 2B | 3 | ||
| Thome, Jim 1B PHI | 1B | 3 | Giles, Marcus 2B ATL | 2B | 2 | |||||
| Konerko, Paul 1B CHW | 1B | 3 | Guillen, Carlos SS DET | SS | 1 | Bonds, Barry LF SF | OF | 4F | ||
| Edmonds, Jim CF STL | OF | 3 | Matsui, Hideki LF NYY | OF | 1 | |||||
| Jordan, Brian LF ATL | OF | 1 | Jones, Andruw CF ATL | OF | 3 | |||||
| Lee, Carlos LF MIL | OF | 2 | Maddux, Greg SP CHC | SP | 1 | Martinez, Pedro SP NYM | SP | 3 | ||
| Penny, Brad SP LA | SP | 1 | Ponson, Sidney SP BAL | SP | 1 | Smoltz, John RP ATL | SP | 3 | ||
| Radke, Brad SP MIN | SP | 1 | Sheets, Ben SP MIL | SP | 2 | |||||
| Zito, Barry SP OAK | SP | 3 | Guardado, Eddie RP SEA | RP | 2 | Lidge, Brad RP HOU | RP | 1 | ||
| Lumbering Oafs | Stonecutters | Yankee Clippers | ||||||||
| Player | Pos | Tenure | Player | Pos | Tenure | Player | Pos | Tenure | ||
| Mauer, Joe C MIN | C | 1 | Lo Duca, Paul C FLA | C | 1 | Varitek, Jason C BOS | C | 1 | ||
| Pujols, Albert 1B STL | 1B | 3 | Martinez, Victor J. C CLE | C | 1 | Helton, Todd 1B COL | 1B | 4F | ||
| Reyes, Jose B. 2B NYM | 2B | 1 | Vidro, Jose 2B WAS | 2B | 3 | Glaus, Troy 3B ARI | 3B | 1 | ||
| Rolen, Scott 3B STL | 3B | 3 | Young, Michael SS TEX | SS | 2 | Jeter, Derek SS NYY | SS | 4F | ||
| Wright, David 3B NYM | 3B | 1 | Ramirez, Aramis 3B CHC | 3B | 1 | Berkman, Lance LF HOU | OF | 1 | ||
| Furcal, Rafael SS ATL | SS | 2 | Anderson, Garret CF ANA | OF | 3 | Damon, Johnny CF BOS | OF | 3 | ||
| Guerrero, Vladimir RF ANA | OF | 4F | Ford, Lew CF MIN | OF | 1 | Beckett, Josh SP FLA | SP | 3 | ||
| Harden, Rich SP OAK | SP | 1 | Jones, Chipper 3B ATL | 3B/OF | 4F | Burnett, A.J. SP FLA | SP | 1 | ||
| Prior, Mark SP CHC | SP | 3 | Johnson, Randy SP NYY | SP | 4F | Hudson, Tim SP ATL | SP | 1 | ||
| Schilling, Curt SP BOS | SP | 4F | Oswalt, Roy SP HOU | SP | 3 | Pettitte, Andy SP HOU | SP | 2 | ||
| Mr. Sparkle | ||||||||||
| Player | Pos | Tenure | ||||||||
| Ortiz, David DH BOS | 1B | 1 | ||||||||
| Chavez, Eric 3B OAK | 3B | 3 | ||||||||
| Tejada, Miguel SS BAL | SS | 4F | ||||||||
| Burnitz, Jeromy RF CHC | OF | 1 | ||||||||
| Giles, Brian RF SD | OF | 1 | ||||||||
| Rowand, Aaron CF CHW | OF | 1 | ||||||||
| Sheffield, Gary RF NYY | OF | 4F | ||||||||
| Buehrle, Mark SP CHW | SP | 3 | ||||||||
| Peavy, Jake SP SD | SP | 1 | ||||||||
| Zambrano, Carlos SP CHC | SP | 1 | ||||||||